Quest

Made this in Photoshop CS no reason in particular just felt like it.

Illustrator CS or 10

A designer friend and I are trying to learn Illustrator since it has great compatibility with Corel and Freehand in its AI format and obviously with its Adobe brother Photoshop. We can’t find where or how to emboss an object which is a reasonably common function in vector programs. If you could mail me a tutorial on how to do that as well as any others on illustrator that are cool it would be appreciated.

Poor chick

The rebel

Twin Engine Trouble

I was flying between Toronto and Ottawa. It's only a 9 minute flight and so, to save money, I flew with a small airline in a little, twin-engine plane. About two minutes into the flight the pilot announced that we were going to have to turn back due to some engine trouble.

The nervous passenger I was seated next to turned to me and said, "Oh-h-h m-m-my G-g-god. If we l-l-loose an engine, how f-f-far d-d-do you think the other o-o-one will t-t-take us?"

I told him, "One engine? Oh, I'm sure it'll take us all the way to the scene of the crash. Hell, we'll probably make good time too. I bet we beat the paramedics there by at least a half hour!"